They Might Be Giants - Courage the Cowardly Dog
Puke in My Mouth - A response to Jizz in my Pants =D
This is what I do when I get on the internet.

This is me. In my dorm room. Every morning.
this is awesome :D i wanna be like that when im old
Sometimes, I find myself wishing I could save other people from the random crap they have to deal with every day. I wish I was a hero sometimes. To a lot of people. I want to be a hero and then havegirls fawn over me.
When I was a little kid, all I ever wanted to be was a hero. I’d imagine up stories where I saved everybody from all sorts of horrors, and they would like me, but I’d always just take pride in the fact that I’d done something good. Now that people actually like me, and more importantly, I like myself, I have those fantasies less often. Thanks for reminding me that I should always strive to be a hero. =)